I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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