actually, I'm a sock model
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Fuck appropriateness.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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