I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
now i know why i became what i already was.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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