i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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