3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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