Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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