Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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