This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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