"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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