I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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