nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Randomize
