You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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