My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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