I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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