She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Say something about gay babies.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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