At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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