Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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