I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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