Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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