Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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