Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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