I want to stick my p in your. b.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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