found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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