my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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