fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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