Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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