He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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