He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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