What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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