Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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