i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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