your parents love me but you hate me
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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