Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
