Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
She's the barista slut.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i now understand why vodka
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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