if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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