I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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