Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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