It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
we're so committed to being not committed
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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