I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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