your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
