Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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