i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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