Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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