Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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