goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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