No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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