sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize