pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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