Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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