i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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