it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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