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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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