what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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