Its about making memories worth repressing
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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