She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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