Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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