butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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