At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
